35 Second Boot time vs. iPad's instant on? Fail.
CTRL-ALT-DEL button? Handy for when applications crash and you need to pull up Task Manager.
You have to hit a button to summon the keyboard? Fail.
The kid keeps saying "pretty fast", but I'm not seeing the speed of this device as it compares to the iPad, a Netbook, or a certain small turtle named Hicksey.
HP Slate as demoed in the video = Captain Fail at the helm of the Failboat to Fail City.
Palm Pad Please. Now. Go-go.